Overtaken Sea
Far off the coast of Papua New Guinea, there is an Atoll known as "Bikini Atoll". You must find a dock on the coast of PNG. Then, place yourself on the dock and begin moving yourself in a wavelength motion. Then, you will find a boat arriving on the shore. On that boat, you must bring a pineapple, a rock, and an souvenir tiki head from a gift shop. Once you arrive at the center of Bikini Atoll, you must toss the pineapple off the boat and into the ocean. After that, you must wait exactly 11 minutes before dropping the rock and the tiki in the ocean at the same time. If your timing is off, or you release them at different times, you will be sucked into a whirlpool never to be seen again. If done correctly, then wait eleven more minutes. Two submarines will appear in the ocean, one red and one yellow, both with open tops.
Do not enter the yellow one.
If you do, you will be danged to heck.
Once you have entered the red submarine, it will begin descending. In this time, you must once again stop, drop, and flop. Do not attempt to take control of the boat, or else it will break the glass and drown you.
Once you have gone below the sea, find a fish bowl on the submarine an exit it. You will find the items you had thrown overboard. Enter the pineapple, which should now have a door cut out from it. Find the drawer in the house and there will be a tall hat with an anchor on them. Exit the pineapple afterwards, and walk on the road outside of the house. Take a left, and go straight unti there is a curve, take a left again, and go straight until you see a lobster trap. Enter the trap and you will find a large crab. If you don't have a hat, you will be killed for entering without the proper currency, although the currency is fake. If you do have the hat, he will greet you as a worker and show you the door to the kitchen.
After you have entered, you have achieved nautical nonsense.
P.S. Do not engage contact with any starfish. That starfish is the invincible, evil, and deadly PATRIXXX.